Assassin Selector!

Don't even ask how I came across this. Funniest. Thing. EVER!

http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=assassins

You're John Wilkes Booth! You're the handsome and debonair actor who killed Abraham Lincoln. While you may seem charming and harmless, you're an insufferable racist with an obsessive loyalty to the Confederate States. Your motto is "Sic semper tyrannis!" (or 'thus always to tyrants').

Which Character From "Assassins" are you?

I am so NOT John Wilkes Booth! hahaha I was expecting to be Czolgosz (though he was NOT a *@%&*#%^ anarchist!!!), but alas.

I love the blurbs that the person who created this put for each assassin-- some of them are just priceless, hehe (though not all of them are 100% correct, but hey).